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[personal profile] herpetology 2014-05-27 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Newt likes keeping Lukas fluent in German. Definitely makes visiting the grandparents a whole lot easier. Especially Grandpa Geiszler. Poor dad never could get the hang of English. For dinner they'll have something he's cooked a thousand times. He doesn't want to hear from Hermann about ~~his precious kitchen~~. Really, the dude acts like it can never be clean. ]

How was it without all the real scientists running around?

[ Lukas does as he's told. He's surprisingly a good listener. Definitely one of those moments where you know Hermann's DNA was involved. ]
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[personal profile] postulation 2014-05-27 07:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Hermann has seen what Newt does to his labs. He's not letting that habit carry over into their kitchen.

As he sits down at the table with Lukas, rubbing at his leg with one hand and picking up his tea with the other, ]


Blissfully quiet and lacking any threat of fire.
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[personal profile] herpetology 2014-05-29 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Lukas is such a well behaved kid. He sits at the table, drinking at his tea very carefully like both dads had taught him. He's so focused, he manages to be quiet for a few seconds. Plus, Hermann's been getting better about slowly teaching him the importance of manners. Hey, he's a kid. It'll take time.

Newt, on the other hand, is rolling his eyes and continuing to talk. ]


Handle something a little more dangerous than chalk and you might understand, dude. [ And with a spatula flailing around in the process, ] WHY am I the one cooking if you think I'm going to spontaneously combust???
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[personal profile] postulation 2014-05-30 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Dryly: ]

Because the spray isn't far away if you do.

[ He gives a wink to Lukas, who tries to smother his giggle with his hand. ]
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[personal profile] herpetology 2014-06-01 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Y'know believe it or not I am not ACTUALLY a dog.

[ He keeps focused on the task while griping at his other half. It's a skill. Newt does however pull away to point a spatula at their son. ]

Quit taking his side.
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[personal profile] postulation 2014-06-01 10:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ That only makes their son laugh more, leaning back in his chair and laughing openly. Hermann hides his smile behind his cup before answering, ]

I didn't say you were. Just that I would hose you down if you catch fire.
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[personal profile] herpetology 2014-06-02 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Not proper lab technique, dude. DON'T LISTEN TO POPS, LUKAS. He'll get us all killed.

[ Yeah, Newt's actually multi-tasking. Talking, chatting, cooking, breathing. He's a man of many many talents. ]