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[postulation]

[ Hermann has seen what Newt does to his labs. He's not letting that habit carry over into their kitchen.

As he sits down at the table with Lukas, rubbing at his leg with one hand and picking up his tea with the other, ]

Blissfully quiet and lacking any threat of fire.

[herpetology]

[ Lukas is such a well behaved kid. He sits at the table, drinking at his tea very carefully like both dads had taught him. He's so focused, he manages to be quiet for a few seconds. Plus, Hermann's been getting better about slowly teaching him the importance of manners. Hey, he's a kid. It'll take time.

Newt, on the other hand, is rolling his eyes and continuing to talk. ]

Handle something a little more dangerous than chalk and you might understand, dude. [ And with a spatula flailing around in the process, ] WHY am I the one cooking if you think I'm going to spontaneously combust???

[postulation]

[ Dryly: ]

Because the spray isn't far away if you do.

[ He gives a wink to Lukas, who tries to smother his giggle with his hand. ]

[herpetology]

Y'know believe it or not I am not ACTUALLY a dog.

[ He keeps focused on the task while griping at his other half. It's a skill. Newt does however pull away to point a spatula at their son. ]

Quit taking his side.

[postulation]

[ That only makes their son laugh more, leaning back in his chair and laughing openly. Hermann hides his smile behind his cup before answering, ]

I didn't say you were. Just that I would hose you down if you catch fire.

[herpetology]

Not proper lab technique, dude. DON'T LISTEN TO POPS, LUKAS. He'll get us all killed.

[ Yeah, Newt's actually multi-tasking. Talking, chatting, cooking, breathing. He's a man of many many talents. ]