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[airbath]

retired old catch-all post
nsfw warning
please do not post any more prompts here

Comments

[herpetology]

Y'know believe it or not I am not ACTUALLY a dog.

[ He keeps focused on the task while griping at his other half. It's a skill. Newt does however pull away to point a spatula at their son. ]

Quit taking his side.

[postulation]

[ That only makes their son laugh more, leaning back in his chair and laughing openly. Hermann hides his smile behind his cup before answering, ]

I didn't say you were. Just that I would hose you down if you catch fire.

[herpetology]

Not proper lab technique, dude. DON'T LISTEN TO POPS, LUKAS. He'll get us all killed.

[ Yeah, Newt's actually multi-tasking. Talking, chatting, cooking, breathing. He's a man of many many talents. ]