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Comments

[swordfishing]

beer would be better presents anyway

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You're going to scare the children. I'm coming to watch.

[swordfishing]

... that sounds more fucked up than you mean it

[fingerspell]

I'm sure it does in your head.

[swordfishing]

[ cue kicked puppy look ]

what about an abe lincoln one

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I'll buy you the hat myself.

[swordfishing]

had to memorize the emancipation proclamation when i was in school

[fingerspell]

Can you recite it?

[swordfishing]

four score and seven years ago our forefathers brought upon this continent a new nation

that's all i can remember

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A for effort.

[swordfishing]

what's my reward?

[fingerspell]

Who said anything about a reward?

[swordfishing]

you're no fun

[fingerspell]

I don't give rewards you haven't earned.

[swordfishing]

what do i gotta do to earn a date?

[fingerspell]

You'll think of something.

[swordfishing]

[ a few minutes pass ]

friday afternoon?

[fingerspell]

I'll pick you up at 7.

[ Get it, because he doesn't do the driving most of the time... ]

[swordfishing]

no it has to be earlier. like maybe 1 or 2

[fingerspell]

Why?

[swordfishing]

can't tell you

[fingerspell]

Tell me.

[swordfishing]

no that's not what a surprise is

[fingerspell]

I'm aware.

[swordfishing]

okay so i'm not telling you. you'll like it