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[airbath]

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{ text to heartsof }

[pythagoras]

Good afternoon, Gwen :) How are you?

[heartsof]

Hello! :) I'm wonderful, thank you. At least I would be if I could find these last two Uno cards...

{ text to seeings }

[heartsof]

Guess who's got a date!

[seeings]

Details. Who, what, when, where

{ text to 2013 }

[pythagoras]

You're not going to believe this

[2013]

You went to have a bath and found Hercules in it?

{ pic to ferre }

[feyrac]

[ferre]

Rude thing to call your cat

{ text to indissoluble }

[reactings]

[ continued from here ]

That you have good taste but need to put down the paperwork.

[indissoluble]

Got more than just paperwork on my hands, Tony.

» combeferre

[protester]

I'm not gonna tell you what I did, but I did it.

And you owe me 20 bucks.

[ferre]

... Do I get a hint?

text | tony stark

[thankfulness]

Stop messing with my phone Stark.

[ First, her ringtone had been changed to the song 'Because I'm Awesome'. Now, her texts made lightsaber noises. This fucking man-child. :| ]

[reactings]

Why would I stop making it better.

➝ hermann (meant for mako)

[herpetology]

[rechner]

Oh, so you know where to put one, do you? How wonderful for you.

makoto ● smut ahoy!

[herpetology]

So. Makoto. I got a few questions for you now that we've got the okay

[dansei]

Go ahead.

{ arthur }

[compile]

I sent an inappropriate text to your father instead of you.

[conceited]

Going after older men now?

text | newton

[postulation]

Why did you wake me up in the middle of the night to screech sing at me?

[herpetology]

First of all it wasn't to sing to you. I was just singing in general.

{ fuckface }

[herpetology]

[ Bless technology for allowing him to sneak text messages to Chuck while stuck in one of these god awful department meetings. ]

Save me.

[ Proper punctuation? YOU KNOW THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS. And maybe just vague enough to give Chuck a mild heart attack. That was sort of fun, too. ]

no fuckface is the other guy, this is dickbag

[leash]

[ Maybe just? Yeah. Chuck's heart might maybe jump into his throat at the immediate thought that Newt might be in trouble. ]

What's going on?

{ sammie • tfln fail }

[herpetology]

Sooo what's the price?

[breakmyself]

A drink would be a good place to start.

{ mako }

[herpetology]

[ Dude Mako please pick up. Newt is rushing around like crazy trying to readjust his day for this last minute project. But now that he knows? He has to. Has to. ]

[dekiru]

[ When has Mako ever not been there when you needed her? She picks up after the customary two rings. ]

Hello, Imori-kun.

NSFW within

[saurianbrandy]

Has anyone ever told you you make that dress look good?

u know who

[piecrust]

[ well, he's been staring at his phone for an hour, debating messages to send. deleting and re-writing. all that comes out? ]

Digby is very cross that you're gone. He won't even look at me, like it's my fault.

[ aka, hello, i miss you, i love you and i worry for you. but, you know. dog. ]

[compile]

[ Well.

That's not what he was expecting. Shut up, Tanner. ]

Hardly my fault you take him on the less entertaining walking route.

text for q;

[piecrust]

So, hypothetically speaking, how would you feel if I told you I'd gone to the hospital today because I'd burned myself? Hypothetically.

[compile]

...

How badly are you hypothetically burned?

text for q pt 2; (look i rhymed)

[piecrust]

... James just texted me. A picture. Of him. In a speedo. He's very, very drunk. Please tell me he's drunk.

[compile]

I'm afraid he's more than likely sober. You are his type. That is, breathing.

[ What? Q? Jealous? Never. ]

misfire

[bespokes]

...really harry

[speccy]

[His mobile buzzes, he taps his clipboard... stops at the top of the stairs. Merlin doesn't even have to turn around.]

fuck.

[swordfishing]

hey

[ Boyfriends talked to each other regularly right? Even if it was away from work? Whatever, he wanted to talk to him. ]

[fingerspell]

Hey.

[ Yes, that's the basic idea. As if he can hear the uncertainty, he finds himself just vaguely amused. ]

OTA

[swami]

i. But it's a terrible idea! One erection and it's going to go wrong.

ii. I'm fairly certain you could wring out my liver and get half a bottle of wine...

iii. Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.

mako. pre relationship.

[odont]

Good evening, Major Mori.

[ You can do this, Odo. It's just. Talk. ]

I trust you've made your schedule for the week.

[dekiru]

Hello, Constable Odo.

[ A little less formal. She's trying to be encouraging. ]

I have made it, so far as it can be made. Unfortunately engineering emergencies do not usually follow a timetable.

rudy tudy fresh and fruity

[compile]

[ Snapchat is a curious thing. Q hardly ever posts to his story but he does check at least one story from time to time. ]

Orange jumpsuit?

[rudys]

( shit. )

shit

the cr i never knew i wanted

[deicer]

Hi. Is this ... Eggsy? Mr. Harry Hart gave me your number.

[nandos]

Yeah, that's me. Who're you?

Leonard "Bones" McCoy • Star Trek: TOS • OTA

[darns]