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[herpetology]

The head of the department really likes to hear himself talk. WE'VE BEEN IN HERE AN HOUR ALREADY

[ haha you have emotions ]

[leash]

[ Oh fuck you. ]

Jesus fucking christ. They're not out of shit to talk about yet?

[ Nuh uh, you need a minute to come down from fight or flight mode. ]

[herpetology]

Apparently not! Seriously Chuck if you don't distract me, I might go crazy. They won't like me when I'm crazy

[leash]

Didn't know your crazy even had an off setting.

[herpetology]

That's my secret, Chuck.

I'm always crazy.

[ NEWT SMASH ]

[leash]

Not much of a secret.

[herpetology]

I'm not one for keeping secrets. Unless you want me to

[leash]

What kind of a secret am I gonna want you to keep? What colour boxers I'm wearing?

Black today by the way.

[herpetology]

I could tell everyone you're ridiculously good at cuddling.

[leash]

Not if you ever wanted to again.

[herpetology]

Neither one of us could last, Chuck. Sex we could go without for a bet but that? Not a chance

[leash]

Not my fault you're a slut for affection.

[herpetology]

You're one to talk

[leash]

You love it.

[ And a minute or so later, a POV picture of his lap. So basically boxers and thighs. ]

Saved you a seat.

[herpetology]

[ Uuuuuuuuuuuuugh. ]

Fuck you dude

I'm going to take you up on that offer later

[leash]

Before or after I take you up on that one?

[herpetology]

During

[ Duh. ]

[leash]

Call it incentive to make it through your meeting.

[herpetology]

YOU TRY MAKING IT THROUGH THIS CRAP WITH YOUR REALLY TEMPTING HUSBAND AT HOME

[ not really mad mostly just bored ]

[leash]

Waiting's right. How long's this thing last? Might start without you.

[herpetology]

Seriously? I might leave early

[leash]

What kind of husband would I be makin' you come back early? No, you sit tight. Make sure they don't catch you not listening. Can't promise my hand won't slip but I'm pretty sure I can hold it 'til you get here.

[herpetology]

Aw Chuck you know how to treat a guy. At least tell me what you're going to think about