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Comments

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I would say wrestling a bear, but for once I'm actually not.

[ That's you, Wrench, if it wasn't obvious enough. You're the bear. ]

[swordfishing]

could change that

[fingerspell]

Not enjoying your vacation?

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it's boring

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You like westerns. You don't get a say about what's boring.

[swordfishing]

those are classics!

[fingerspell]

That's one way to put it.

[swordfishing]

you have no taste in movies

[fingerspell]

Again. You like John Wayne. You don't get a say.

[swordfishing]

he's an american icon. should deport you

[fingerspell]

Calm down, Uncle Sam.

Where would you even deport me? Back to Miami?

[swordfishing]

maybe i'll grow out a beard too

wherever your ancestors are from

[fingerspell]

No.

Miami then. Who gives a shit any further back?

[swordfishing]

why not?

you can't be deported into the country

[fingerspell]

You'd look like a redneck Santa.

Exactly.

[swordfishing]

beer would be better presents anyway

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You're going to scare the children. I'm coming to watch.

[swordfishing]

... that sounds more fucked up than you mean it

[fingerspell]

I'm sure it does in your head.

[swordfishing]

[ cue kicked puppy look ]

what about an abe lincoln one

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I'll buy you the hat myself.

[swordfishing]

had to memorize the emancipation proclamation when i was in school

[fingerspell]

Can you recite it?

[swordfishing]

four score and seven years ago our forefathers brought upon this continent a new nation

that's all i can remember

[fingerspell]

A for effort.