bruce has a type: spies • PSL POST

[nerdon]

filler until it can be prettied

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[bespokes]

[ Oh.

Shit.

He's very, very adorable. ]

I can't think of a better person to ask, Bruce.

[tiptoeing]

[Well that's very flattering. But why, Harry?]

Oh. Well...I'd be happy to go, then. But I have nothing to wear. And you might have a hard time disguising me. Someone's bound to know who I am.

[bespokes]

Is it really that difficult to believe a handsome doctor would seek the company of an English gentleman?

[ He felt if he laid on compliments any thicker, the Hulk might be known for a different color. ]

We, as Kingsman, have a tailoring business as our front. You can have any suit you like.

[tiptoeing]

[quietly] No, but it's difficult for me to believe anyone would want to even be near me after my highly publicized rampage in Africa.

[Flattery will only get Harry so far, it seems.]

...I don't think I've ever worn a proper suit.

[bespokes]

[ Harry is going to pretend he didn't hear that. A false name, perhaps, if they think it will be terrible enough. ]

No time like the present.

[tiptoeing]

[Bruce doesn't even know what to say to Harry rolling right over that. It reminds him of Tony, which he supposes, in this case, is a good thing.]

Well then, I suppose I'll have to get a suit. Do you want to go now, or do I need to make some kind of appointment, or...

[Help him, Harry.]

[bespokes]

If you would like. I have no other engagements for the day.

[ And if it would get him in a suit... ]

[tiptoeing]

All right, let's go today. Though honestly, I have no idea what to even look for.

[He glances at the suit Harry's wearing, inspecting it a little. Just the suit, really.]

I don't know if something like that would work for me; I don't really have the same body type you do.

[bespokes]

Not to worry. The Kingsman tailors know exactly what they're doing.

[ Harry finally stands, smiles at him. ]

After lunch? They'll be more than happy to fit us in.

[tiptoeing]

[Bruce blinks at that.] Oh, lunch would probably be a good idea. I...well, I honestly can't remember when I last ate a full meal.

[hastily] Not because no one's been providing them, but I just...haven't been hungry.

[bespokes]

Excellent. You'll need your strength.

[ Harry smiles to hide the fact he isn't pleased with this destructive behaviour. But, there isn't much he can do not being very familiar with the man. ]

Shall I walk you back to your room?

fashionably late

[tiptoeing]

[There's a moment of hesitation at the question, and then he nods.]

All right. ...Thanks, by the way. For walking with me. I needed the company, I think.

[He was just afraid to ask for it.]